Get trampled on by an Elephant! Have hobos beat him with metal cans! Little smiley faces eating him! Make him eat to much and die of heart attack! Make his eyes dragon eggs and they hatch into his skull! Drop a giant water bottle on him! Make a ghost Disintegrate his skin! Make a zombie eat his BRAINS! Strike him with lighting! Have god crush him with his fist! Hit him with a car! Stab him with a spoon! Shoot a missile at him! Make his arse blow up! Make killer toast attack him! Make him drive a car off a cliff! Make him jump off a cliff! Make him get attacked by a giant BEE Make a concrete block fall on him (filled with TNT) Make his computer beat him up! Make him burst into flames and blow up! Make him turn into a deer and get shot! Make him get mauled by harmless animals! Make a magic trick go wrong! Make bomb blow up next to him! Make his get get chopped off by a lumberjack! Make a dog eat him! Make a CAT eat him!